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Jessica Singing with Ozzy ???

2006-12-05T04:33:00.000-08:00

I was looking for something else. Ozzy Osbourne has his voice so heavily processed that he sounds like he is singing through a stovepipe that comes to the Earth's surface from the bowels of hell. Jessica is ok.

Zach Braff Denies Dating Jessica Simpson

2006-08-24T06:14:00.000-07:00

Zach Braff, you might know him from Scrubs or Garden State, has met Jessica a few times and he vouches for her sweetness, but he insists that there is nothing going on between them. I'm going to give him some credit and assume that there really was a rumor, also I'm too lazy to go looking. Just as a test to see if anyone is reading, which eligble bachelor in the above picture is actually Zach? There is no prize.

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Andy Dick Loves Jessica Simpson

2006-07-05T03:01:00.000-07:00

Andy Dick loves Jessica Simpson, in that symbiotic Hollywood way. The two worked together on a New Mexico movie set for weeks. Dick describes Simpson as a sweet, down-home country girl. During the same guest appearance on Tom Green, Andy Dick told a caller that he liked younger women. Andy is 40, Jessica Simpson is 25.

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Jessica Simpson's Divorce is Final

2006-07-02T00:01:00.000-07:00

"All I am confirming is that they are now in fact divorced," Jessica Simpson's spokesman, Rob Shuter, told Reuters.

The celebrity couple, who sold their first year of marriage to reality show producers, have kept most of the divorce details private.

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Jessica Simpson talking about herself is BORING

2006-06-19T06:56:00.000-07:00

When there is no gossip to publish about Jessica Simpson other blogs and gossip sites resort to using text lifted from magazine interviews. The problem with this is that Jessica never has anything interesting to say. The interviews are just an excuse to put her on the cover.

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Is Jessica Simpson Dating Jared Leto?

2006-06-11T11:21:00.000-07:00

The divorce of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey is expected to become final a week from today. In the meantime, Jessica is reported to be spending time with none other than star Jared Leto.

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Nick Lachey Wants a Quick Settlement

2006-05-16T11:19:00.000-07:00

Cash flow problems reportedly have Jessica Simpson's husband looking to make a deal. He is said to be willing to accept a 60/40 split of the assets rather than wait for his half. Unfortunately for him, he has to get in line behind TAG Clothing, who are suing Jessica for breach of contract.

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CaCee Cobb quits job as Jessica Simpson's personal assistant.

2006-05-15T09:12:00.000-07:00

CaCee Cobb has worked for Jessica Simpson for two years and also lives with her. Her decision to leave the employ of her best friend appears to be on good terms.

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Jessica Simpson's Feelings were Hurt by Nick Lachey's Interview

2006-04-30T13:04:00.000-07:00

Nick Lachey used words like 'hurt' and 'blind-sided' in his interview with Rolling Stone. The word on the street is that he could have been on the cover if he had used stronger words.

Jessica is offended by his candor, nonetheless.

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Jessica Simpson in Court Over Clothing Endorsement Deal

2006-04-13T05:39:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson played Daisy Duke in this year's movie remake of 1980 TV series Dukes of Hazzard. Daisy Duke has become slang for short, tight denim shorts.

A clothing manufacturer is suing Jessica for $100m over an endorsement deal gone bad, saying that she hasn't been wearing the clothes and has even publicly named another brand of jeans as her favorites. Jessica Simpson's representation denies all the claims made in the suit.

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Jessica Simpson Wants To Adopt

2006-03-30T07:18:00.000-08:00

In 1st world countries, an agent of the state may make a home visit prior to approving an adoption. In Jessica Simpson's case, they could just watch a second season DVD of MTV's "The Newlyweds".

It's quite possible that Jessica Simpson will adopt a child from an underdevelopped country.

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Expect a New Jessica Simpson Single Soon

2006-03-26T01:44:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson has moved to a different music label. She switched from Columbia to Epic. There won't be a full album of Simpsony goodness until the end of the year, but we're told to expect an R and B flavoured single very soon. Nick Lachey is signed to Universal, so I don't think the move has anything to do with him.

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Jessica Simpson Is A Stronger, Wiser Person Now

2006-03-22T07:07:00.000-08:00

I'm tempted to believe my title to some extent. Everything is relative, and Jessica wasn't very wise during the televised portion of her life. Anyway, here is a link to a clip from one of those TV shows that sucks up to B listers in exchange for 'exclusive' content.

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Jessica Simpson's Charity Work

2006-03-13T00:50:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson will be in Washington DC this month to speak on behalf of children's charity Operation Smile, an organisation which provides surgery for children with facial abnormalities.

During a well timed trip to Africa last year, Jessica reportedly missed a scheduled appearance on behalf of a children's charity because she was on safari with her dad. my guess is that she will show up for the thing in Washington.

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Jessica Simpson Confused Again

2006-01-31T13:36:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson was recently informed by a concerned family member that a 'Buffalo Stance' does not mean on all fours butt nekid.

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Did Jessica Simpson Share A Hotel Room With Adam Levine ?

2006-01-28T06:20:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson reportedly took a break from partying with Kirsten Dunst the other night to disappear into Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine's room - and didn't emerge until the next morning.

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Jessica Simpson and Miss Piggy will do a Superbowl Ad Together

2006-01-28T04:25:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson and Miss Piggy will appear in a commercial during the Superbowl. This should dispell all those rumors that they are the same person.

This will not be the first time that Miss Piggy has made a bad decision about advertising. She and fellow muppet and love slave Kermit were in a Denny's commercial sitting around a table that had bacon and ham on the plates. That's just wrong.

I actually think Miss Piggy might have a drug problem, she seems to snort an awful lot.

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Jessica Turns Down Nicks Plea For Reconciliation

2006-01-22T06:57:00.000-08:00

There are reports that Nick Lachey talked with Jessica Simpson the last time she was in California and asked that they start seeing each other, while still living seperately. He was reportedly turned down.

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Jessica Simpson Recieves Apology From Comedian For Making A Joke

2006-01-17T22:01:00.000-08:00

I don't watch award shows so I don't know if the joke from comedian George Lopez went over well in general. The story is that the camera was pointed at a sullen looking Jessica Simpson after the oneliner was delivered.

I have watched Nick and Jessica's reality show and my take on the story is not that she was offended, I think she just didn't get it. She seems to have a complex as far as worrying about people thinking she is stupid.

Anyway the aftermath was that Joe Simpson made a big deal about George's insensitivity and George sent Jessica A big bunch of flowers as a apology. I think it's fairly good publicity for George Lopez overall.

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These Boots Were Walking Off With A People's Choice Award

2006-01-11T13:44:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson, wearing boots and a barely-there skirt, made quite a scene at last night's 32nd annual People's Choice awards in Los Angeles with her rendition of These Boots Are Made For Walkin'.

The hit tune, which was used on the film soundtrack, won the 25-year-old the award for favourite song in a movie.

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Newlyweds Home Sold Already

2006-01-11T05:06:00.000-08:00

Just days after the soon-to-be-divorced couple Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson listed their Calabasas, California, home, the setting for much of their Newlyweds hijinks, it was snapped up by Justin Berfield, who plays Malcolm's bullying older brother Reese on the Fox sitcom 'Malcolm in the Middle'.

Read his IMDB profile to decide if he can afford the $3.75 million asking price, especially after shelling out all the dough on John Voight's old Le Baron.

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For $3.75 Million, You Can Have Nick And Jessica's Starter (Oh, And 'Ender') Home

2006-01-10T13:53:00.000-08:00

The house that was featured on the hit MTV show Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica has been put up for sale.

It includes a screening room and music studio and is being listed for $3.75 million, People magazine reported.

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Kinky Nick Lachey Used To Wear Jessica Simpson's Shoes

2006-01-08T02:51:00.000-08:00

Nick Lachey gave this suprising detail of his sex life with Jessica to Elle Magazine. One thing I'm wondering is if this means Nick Lachey has...um...small feet.

A less suprising revelation was the fact that grown man Nick cries regularly.

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Another Minor Celebrity's 2 Cents About Nick Lachey And Jessica Simpson

2006-01-04T10:04:00.000-08:00

David Lee Roth, on his first time out as a replacement on free FM for Howard Stern, had the following reason for not talking about his current love life:

"That's why Nick and Jessica never had a chance. It changes your behavior when someone's always watching. You never have an opportunity to become intimate."

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Jessica Simpson Flashing Christian Youth Choir

2006-01-01T07:17:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson wore a low-cut blouse to a private concert at Cincinnati's Music Hall on Dec. 5. The ample sample of her boobs drew the ire of the crowd, which included the Christian Academy choir, which opened the show and sat in the front row.

There was booing. There was a jacket for the later part of her performance.

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Trace Alaya And Jessica Simpson On The Low

2005-12-27T01:58:00.000-08:00

Here's something Star attributed to a Jessica Simpson insider:

"I think Trace is hanging around Jess because he wants to be her boyfriend. But Jessica told Trace she can't date him 'publicly' for at least six months. Trace is gaga for Jessica, so he'll go along with anything at this point."

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Beware Articles Giving Jessica Simpson 's Side Of The Divorce Story

2005-12-27T01:39:00.000-08:00

OK! magazine has a deal with Jessica Simpson, who was the subject of the cover interview in the first issue. The deal allows OK! to cover her family gatherings and vacations. The deals also let celebrities approve what is printed about them, as Ms. Simpson did with her interview and photos.

With lazy bloggers like me around, most of the really pro Jessica stuff will be cut and pasted ( I mean paraphrased in the established fair use way )ad nauseum.

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Jessica Simpson Wants A New Judge For Her Divorce

2005-12-24T01:58:00.000-08:00

Attorneys for Jessica Simpson have asked the Los Angeles judge in her divorce from Nick Lachey to step down.

Court papers filed Wednesday by Simpson`s legal team say Judge Michael P. Linfield could be 'prejudiced' against her in the case, TV`s 'Extra' reported.

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Jessica Simpson's People Don't Like Nick Lachey

2005-12-20T05:08:00.000-08:00

71% of People's readers and 76% of Star magazine's blamed Jessica Simpson and not Nick Lachey for ruining their three-year marriage.

These stats have reportedly kicked Jessica's PR people into overdrive. Since I am so uncritical and gullible, look for some of the unfounded stories of how horrible Nick Lachey is right here.

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Jessica Simpson Files For Divorce

2005-12-17T00:33:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson filed for divorce Friday from former boy band star Nick Lachey. The couple jointly announced their separation Nov. 23 following months of rumors that their relationship had soured.

Simpson cited irreconcilable differences in a divorce petition filed in Los Angeles Superior Court.

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Jessica's Sister Ashlee Is In Hospital

2005-12-16T12:38:00.000-08:00

Joe Simpson tells MTV that Ashlee is hooked up to an I.V. after collapsing at a concert in Japan.

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Nick Wants Lots Of Jessica's Money

2005-12-16T11:00:00.000-08:00

I wonder who gets to keep this trophy.

One of those 'tabloid sources' says tha Nick Lachey may "threaten to write a tell-all book about his marriage to Jessica" if the Simpsons try to strip him of money.

According to another source close to Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson quoted by Star, Nick and Jessica never signed a prenuptial agreement while Nick Lachey was a "breadwinner" in 2000 and Jessica was starting her career.

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A Forthright Discussion Concerning Jessica Simpson's Butt

2005-12-15T11:19:00.000-08:00

Ludicrus was talking out of his ass when he gave this quote to MTV:

"Jessica Simpson is flawless except for one thing - I would get her a bunch of little butt shots. She needs injections in the behind. Okay, I take it back, she need a new man for Christmas. I'm a Jessica Simpson fan, don't take it the wrong way at all."

He likes big butts and he cannot lie, but he can sure backtrack.

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MTV Reality Show Featuring A Single Jessica Simpson?

2005-12-15T11:03:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson is considering signing up for a reality show which would follow her life as a single woman.

So, my first question is 'Who will sing the theme song?'

I don't have a second question, the thing is just a really, really bad idea.

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Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey Having Sex

2005-12-13T11:46:00.000-08:00

I am a bit obsessive about my tracking stats. I saw some one find the blog with the google search query 'Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey having sex' and hoped I would have a good page rank.

I also noted the irony that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are not having sex and that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey were not having sex. That was clear from watching the second season of The Newlyweds.

I can't decide if the not having sex was a symptom of their problem, or if it was their problem. What I do know is it's not my problem.

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Did Jessica Simpson Get Intimate With Adam Levine

2005-12-13T09:48:00.000-08:00

Salon mentioned in passing that rumors persist about Jessica Simpson getting a little too friendly with Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine last fall, leading to her recent separation.

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Jessica Simpson Hires Divorce Lawyers

2005-12-09T01:36:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson has hired a high powered lawyer to oversee her divorce from her husband of three years, Nick Lachey.

According to TMZ, Jessica has hired divorce lawyers Robert Kaufman and Lance Spiegel.

Kauffman recently represented Jennifer Aniston during her divorce to Brad Pitt. Don't expect this divorce to go as smoothly as the Pitt Aniston divorce; they BOTH had lots of money a big careers.

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Female Fans Express Love For Jessica Simpson

2005-12-07T07:32:00.000-08:00

Okay, so this paparazzi video is a tad old, but the obscene shouting of fans is highly entertaining. Jessica Simpson, the former pastor's daughter didn't seem any more put off by the offers of lesbian sex than Carmen Electra.

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Jessica Recieves Public Apology From Danielle Calo

2005-12-05T04:13:00.000-08:00

Ohio coed Danielle Calo has apologized to Jessica Simpson for spending an intimate night with Nick Lachey .

According to Danielle, the two only were involved in some deep kissing and some heavy petting, but all the same Calo considered that cheating.

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Jessica's Uncle Gary Will Miss Nick

2005-12-05T03:44:00.000-08:00

"We were sad he wasn't there – we missed him," Jessica's uncle Gary Simpson told PEOPLE. "He is a good guy and we all liked him.

Nick Lachey does have social skills. It'll be interesting to see how the sometimes sour Jessica does without him as far as being popular with people who don't necessarily want to have sex with her.

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Johnny Knoxville Is There For Jessica Simpson

2005-12-03T08:03:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson has reportedly turned to Johnny Knoxville for support since her split from husband Nick Lachey.

But despite his compassion for the singer turned actress, sources insist the 'Jackass' star and Jessica are just good friends. A source is quoted by Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "There's nothing going between them. Johnny is a happily married man who just feels very protective of Jess and what she is having to go through at the moment"

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There Was No Prenup For Nick And Jessica

2005-11-29T08:53:00.000-08:00

Under California law, Nick Lachey may be entitled to a settlement amounting to half of Jessica Simpson's total net worth, which - considering her clothes line, her shoe line, her cosmetics line, her music and DVD royalties, and all her other endorsements and sources of income - means that Lachey is gonna.

I think you really have to ask yourself why there was no prenup here. Of course, Jessica was only a C-list celebrity before 'The Newlyweds'.

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Nick And Jessica's Announcement Was Timed To Inconvenience TV Tabloids

2005-11-27T05:42:00.000-08:00

The timing of the Nick and Jessica separation announcement meant staffers for "Entertainment Tonight," "The Insider," "Access Hollywood" and Extra!" — which had all pre-taped their Thursday and Friday shows — had to work on Thanksgiving.

"They got their holidays, but we didn't," growled one staffer. "They couldn't have waited one day? This was so calculated."

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Nick And Jessica Are Separating...Officially

2005-11-23T22:22:00.000-08:00

With the holiday season coming up, it was time to tell the world what it already knew, despite repeated denials by Jessica Simpson and her manager father:

"This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time."

This statement would seem to preclude a reality show based on the separation, but we'll have to wait and see.

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Jessica's Little Sister Acting All Grown Up

2005-11-12T12:18:00.000-08:00

Warning to all celebrities: Regular people have camera phones and they're not afraid to use them.

This video footage of Ashlee Simpson being belligerent at 1am is pretty typical drunken idiot stuff. I was a residence assistant at a co-ed dorm last century; I'd estimate that 40% of the girls her age who aren't working at Mcdonald's at 1am are acting like this.

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Nick And Jessica:Happily Married People Spend Time Together, Even Celebrities

2005-11-06T05:16:00.000-08:00

This post has nothing to do with Jessica Simpson, except for the fact that Jessica and her people are so busy saying her marriage is great. Nobody's marriage is perfect, but I think a common factor in stable marriages is that you have to show up for them. Paul and Linda McCartney spent almost every night of their lives together sleeping in the same bed. If Nick and Jessica do want to stay together they should take people up on the Vegas Show thing. Their careers aren't going to last forever.

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How Far Gone Is Jessica Simpson's Marriage?

2005-11-06T05:02:00.000-08:00

The marriage of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lache was turned into a reality show for it's first two years. I reserve judgment over whether the marriage was a huge mistake, but the show definitely was.

Back in April a source refers to the effect the cameras had on the relationship:

“Jessica said there were fights that went unresolved,” reveals a source close to her, “probably because producers felt it wouldn’t be good television to show a newlywed couple fighting all the time.” Adds the insider, “Jessica said there have been few times they’ve really gotten to see any disagreement to the end because of the cameras.”

Micromanager Dad Joe Simpson is said to have gotten the couple some private 'Christian' Marriage counseling.

Now they have spent their third wedding anniversary apart and leave it to Dad to deny that there is trouble.

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Jessica Simpson Keeps A Diary

2005-11-02T12:20:00.000-08:00

When asked by Teen People how else she deals with the pressure of fame, rumors about her marriage and other people's expectations of her, Simpson, 25, says she writes religiously in her diary.

"It's a way for me to know myself, my problems and my issues. If I don't do this, I'll push everything back until I explode."

Hello , Satire Sites, please write some Jessica Diary Entries. Hint#1: The word dairy makes a good typo. Hint #2: Rip off Bridget Jones

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Jessica Simpson Has The Best Breasts That Money Can Buy

2005-10-30T06:28:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson bested several other well endowed actresses in an 'In Touch Weekly'. Jessica has been honored with the magazines award of 'Hollywood's Best Cleavage,' according to a report.

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If Joe Simpson Says The Marriage Is Fine...

2005-10-26T04:37:00.000-07:00

Joe Simpson has spoken out about the former 'Newlyweds' recent Italian trip ahead of their third wedding anniversary, according to WENN he said: "They're still together... They just got back from Italy, where they were taking their anniversary vacation; they spent time together and they had a romantic dinner."

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Did Nick Lachey Really Say This ?

2005-10-21T01:37:00.000-07:00

"This trip could be a second honeymoon - or preparation for a divorce. I don't know what's going to happen, and Jessica doesn't know what's going to happen, but we're going to give it our best shot."

It's interesting that a 4th hand paraphrasing (5 if you count me)
has quotation marks around it.

Maybe we'll have to start calling them "quotation" marks.

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Where Will Nick Be When Jessica Celebrates Her Anniversary ?

2005-10-20T07:32:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson will spend her third wedding anniversary alone, without her hubbie Nick Lachey, fueling the rumors that the couple may split up.

Jessica will celebrate the date later this month in Nairobi, Africa, where she has to promote her charity Operation Smile, which aims to raise money for children born with cleft lips in the deprived region.

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Jessica Simpson Wants To Do Dallas

2005-10-17T06:31:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson, daughter of unscrupulous media manipulator Joe Simpson, hopes to star opposite Brad Pitt in the big-screen adaptation of the 1978-91 smash hit nighttime soap Dallas.

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A Story That Makes Nick Lachey Look Bad

2005-10-16T10:34:00.000-07:00

Fresh infidelity allegations have come from one of Lachey's oldest friends, bartender Chad Leslie.

He is claiming that Lachey was getting cozy with his then girlfriend, Angela Bartlett again while he was in Ohio.

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Las Vegas To Host Hurricane Benefit Starring Jessica Simpson

2005-09-20T10:52:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are teaming up for a hurricane relief benefit to happen next month in Las Vegas.

Jessica was in Louisiana during the filming of 'Dukes of Hazard'

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Bitchy, Erratic Photographer was Ditched By Simpson Sisters Because The Planned Photoshoot was TOO Slutty

2005-09-18T08:56:00.000-07:00

Jessica was fearful the photoshoot would turn out like Paris Hilton's Vanity Fair shoot four years ago - at which the heiress first appeared topless and slutty and later tearfully regretted "embarrassing" her family. Jessica "turned to Ashley and said, 'This does not feel right. We are out of here!'

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JOHNNY KNOXVILLE and JESSICA SIMPSON Argue About Location Of Dukes Sequel

2005-09-16T06:04:00.000-07:00

DUKES OF HAZZARD co-stars JOHNNY KNOXVILLE and JESSICA SIMPSON are at odds over the location of a planned sequel - she wants to shoot in London, while the JACKASS star is holding out for Australia.

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Jessica's Husband Becomes Sports Commentator

2005-09-16T05:55:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson is thrilled her husband Nick Lachey has landed a job as a TV sports reporter, because she'll no longer have to listen to him at home [must...not...make...analogy about Nick's strip joint activities...].

Former 98 Degrees star Lachey has previously shared his sports views on TV, radio and print, and he's now signed up to cover his favourite topic on US cable network ESPN.

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It Was Simpson vs. Spears For The Dukes Role

2005-09-12T06:52:00.000-07:00

Both Jessica Simpson And Britney Spears were desperate to play Daisy Duke, but just one would be selected to slip into a skimpy pair of denim shorts and star in the Hollywood re-make of the 1970-80s hit TV show, The Dukes of Hazzard.

Simpson, of course, won.

The story behind how she beat Spears for the role in the audition room face-off shows Simpson is not as silly as viewers of her bare-it-all reality TV program, Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, portrayed her.

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Jessica Simpson Denies Anorexia Rumours

2005-08-28T14:06:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson has denied she is suffering from anorexia nervosa and insists people from Texas don't get eating disorders.

The 25-year-old credits her strict Southern upbringing with giving her a love of food and is convinced her love for herself will never outshine her love of eating.

She says, "I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas.

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Jessica Simpson Was A Virgin Bride

2005-08-23T14:05:00.000-07:00

JESSICA SIMPSON is proud she waited until she was married before having sex, because making love on her wedding night was the "most amazing moment" of her life.

The 25-year-old singer/actress admits long-term love NICK LACHEY was hard to resist, but insists the frustration lead to a sexually explosive honeymoon experience.

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Jessica Simpson Wants Third World Orphan

2005-08-21T11:04:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson has convinced Nick Lachey to adopt a baby boy from a third world country, and the pair of them will soon be flying to Asia to start looking for a suitable child. Jessica, who says she admires the work Angelina Jolie has been doing in helping third world kids, says she wants to do the same.

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Jessica Simpson May Headline Her Own Las Vegas Show

2005-08-18T15:43:00.000-07:00

IMDB reports that Jessica Simpson has been targeted by promoters who want her to perform a series of Las Vegas shows. The 25-year-old singer has attracted the attention of businessman George Maloof, who wants to employ her as a headliner at his trendy Palms Resort And Casino. While it has been reported that the blonde beauty is "on the verge" of signing a three-year deal worth millions, her representative says, "I can confirm that there was interest on the Palms' part, but it's not an offer the Simpsons are considering."

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Jessica Simpson, Dirty Poet Extraordinare

2005-08-17T17:26:00.000-07:00

Pop singer and reality TV star Jessica Simpson reportedly entertained her Dukes of Hazzard co-stars by her naughty limericks.

Johnny Knoxville, who plays Luke Duke in the new movie, claims the blonde beauty, who stars as sexy Daisy Duke, made all the cast laugh with her X-rated poems.

"There once was a dumb blonde from Dallas..."

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New Magazine Scores A Sweet Deal, Jessica Simpson To Grace Cover Of Issue 1

2005-08-13T16:18:00.000-07:00

Magazine insiders are snickering at the deal Jessica Simpson's manager/father, Joe Simpson, made with OK! magazine. Simpson graced the inaugural U.S. issue and got $200,000.

The $200,000 was a package deal in which Simpson will be on six more covers and host the magazine's Sept. 20th launch party on the roof of the Cornelia Day Spa on Fifth Avenue. "The deal also precludes Jessica from giving any other magazines major features until all the covers are done.

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Is Daisy Duke An Icon?

2005-08-06T06:50:00.000-07:00

In the eyes of Jessica Simpson, Daisy Duke is an "iconish" figure.

During her co-hosting gig Friday on the syndicated TV show Live With Regis and Kelly, Simpson said she had to "step into those shorts and the red bikinis and I had to do Catherine Bach proud" for her role in The Dukes of Hazzard movie.

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Jessica Upset About ABC's Censorship Of Iraq Trip

2005-07-28T08:21:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson has joined the ranks of the outraged. Simpson is reportedly upset that footage depicting the not-so-great side of life in Iraq was excised from a show about her trip earlier this year to visit U.S. troops.

ABC filmed Simpson's trip to perform for soldiers there, but Simpson reportedly claims that ABC didn't include the parts involving "the enemy attacks and the shelling," charging that those tapes "got mysteriously misplaced."

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2005-07-20T14:11:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson said that she once visited a Mexican orphanage when she was just 16, and wanted to take one of the children home with her.

"That's what I wanted for my birthday but I couldn't legally get a baby across the Mexican border." She said

"I'll end up doing something which will touch somebody in some way that's good... through orphanages."

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Jessica Simpson and Johnny Knoxville May Go Public Soon

2005-07-17T18:04:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson and Johnny Knoxville are going public. Johnny is leaving his wife, Simpson is filing for divorce-they are shopping the exclusive story to the weeklies under Joe Simpson's direction. PR logic dictates that the news will break in next week's weeklies to fuel some fire before the July 28th Dukes of Hazzard premiere.

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Jessica Simpson Poses For Classic Pinup

2005-07-10T18:42:00.000-07:00

As the cover girl for GQ's "America" issue, Jessica Simpson is featured in a patriotic pinup spread to raise troops', er, morale. The magazine's homage to wartime glamour girls was inspired by Simpson's most recent ABC variety special, "Nick and Jessica's Tour of Duty."

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This Booty's Made for Watchin'

2005-07-08T18:56:00.000-07:00

Sexy sudser Jess keeps it clean and gets down 'n' dirty in her Daisy Dukes. These boots are made for washing--and for watching. So siddown, rest yer dukes and get an eyeful of the bombshell next door soaping up the wheels.

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Christian Group Says Jessica's New Video is 'Slutty"

2005-07-03T17:30:00.000-07:00

Christian group has slammed the new Jessica Simpson video, in which she washes a car wearing a skimpy bikini, terming it "slutty".

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Simpson Cut Carbs And Did Targetted Workout For Daisy Role

2005-06-29T17:05:00.000-07:00

To get those Daisy Duke legs, we would put Jessica in a lot of static, squat and lunge positions while she would do other upper-body exercises," explains trainer Mike Alexander.

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Good Hair Life

2005-06-28T13:04:00.000-07:00

According to a new poll conducted by In Touch magazine, the singer and "Dukes of Hazzard" star has the hairstyle most women want.

Simpson won out over former "Friends" star Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba of "Sin City" and "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" actress Angelina Jolie, who placed second, third and fourth, respectively.

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Jessica Simpson Goes On Record In Defense Of Her Marriage

2005-06-27T18:02:00.000-07:00

Pop star/actress Jessica Simpson wanted to go on the record regarding her marriage to 98 Degrees vocalist Nick Lachey, saying, "I'm married, and my husband is my romance."

Simpson has battled rumors of her and Nick cheating on each other since the pair became famous on the hit MTV celebreality program "Newlyweds".

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Dukes of Hazard Release Delayed by Court?

2005-06-26T09:09:00.000-07:00

The owners of the 1975 Movie on which the Dukes of Hazard TV series is based are making a fu$$ in the courts:

“Order by Judge Gary A. Feess: granting motion for preliminary injunction. WHEREFORE, IS IT HEREBY ORDERED that … Warner Brothers … (is) preliminarily enjoined during the pendencey of this action from preparing producing, editing, distributing, advertising, exploiting, copying, publishing, or licensing, for theatrical sequels based on or derived from the feature motion picture “Moonrunners”

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Jessica Considering Role as Undead Teen

2005-06-26T09:04:00.000-07:00

Lesser known cult comic "Mort The Dead Teenager" is heading to the big screen according to CHUD. Test footage for the movie has already been shot starring Jessica Simpson, and the Marvel Films producer Avi Arad seemed to like it.

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Bam sets the record straight

2005-06-23T15:36:00.000-07:00

Former JACKASS star BAM MARGERA has confirmed he did spend a night with JESSICA SIMPSON - but no sex was involved.

Margera's friendship with Simpson was strained last month (MAY05), when his father told a radio station that his son and the married pop beauty had slept with each other.

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Jessica is too skinny for Nick

2005-06-22T16:05:00.000-07:00

NW magazine reports that Jessica Simpson's rapidly thinning body is concerning hubby Nick Lachey. "The more she lost, the more irritated Nick became," an insider revealed. "He kept telling her she was getting too thin, but she just turned a deaf ear.

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'Newlyweds' star Jessica Simpson denies Fred Durst rumors

2005-06-16T16:19:00.000-07:00

A spokesman for Simpson told the World Entertainment News Network Simpson and Durst had mutual friends at the event and "the rest is absolutely untrue."

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Whose bed have her boots been under?

2005-06-16T16:13:00.000-07:00

The old saying, “While the cats away, the mouse will play” could well be the case for Jessica Simpson. There have even been reports of her having had a smooch with Fred Durst - but then again, what girl hasn’t?

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Jessica Puts Her Dukes Up

2005-06-15T17:36:00.000-07:00

When Wilmer Valderrama dumped Lindsay Lohan for Ashlee Simpson, it was anybody's guess how many radioactive bitch fits would ensue. Star now reports that after the 2005 MTV Movie Awards, Lindsay was the hostess for an after party at West Hollywood's Standard Hotel. Among the guests were Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba and Fred Durst. No word on whether Paris and Fred snuck off to make a video. But the Lohans had put out the word that if Jessica and/or Ashlee showed up, they were to be treated like stinking garbage and not let in.

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Jennifer Rivell lied about Jessica Simpson

2005-06-15T15:20:00.000-07:00

According to Radar Online, Bam Margera' jilted ex-fiancee Jenn Rivell lied about Jessica Simpson when she called into a Philadelphia radio station two weeks ago.. On the Chico in the Morning Show on Philadelphia's Q102 radio station , Rivell said that Jessica Simpson, not only had sex with Johnny Knoxville, but that she had sex with Bam Margera.

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Papa Simpson foments feud with Lohan

2005-06-14T15:02:00.000-07:00

Who’s spreading all that nasty gossip about a feud between Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan? Some people believe it’s Simpson’s dad.

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