Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Trace Alaya And Jessica Simpson On The Low



Here's something Star attributed to a Jessica Simpson insider:
"I think Trace is hanging around Jess because he wants to be her boyfriend. But Jessica told Trace she can't date him 'publicly' for at least six months. Trace is gaga for Jessica, so he'll go along with anything at this point."


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Beware Articles Giving Jessica Simpson 's Side Of The Divorce Story

OK! magazine has a deal with Jessica Simpson, who was the subject of the cover interview in the first issue. The deal allows OK! to cover her family gatherings and vacations. The deals also let celebrities approve what is printed about them, as Ms. Simpson did with her interview and photos.

With lazy bloggers like me around, most of the really pro Jessica stuff will be cut and pasted ( I mean paraphrased in the established fair use way )ad nauseum.


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Saturday, December 24, 2005

Jessica Simpson Wants A New Judge For Her Divorce



Attorneys for Jessica Simpson have asked the Los Angeles judge in her divorce from Nick Lachey to step down.

Court papers filed Wednesday by Simpson`s legal team say Judge Michael P. Linfield could be 'prejudiced' against her in the case, TV`s 'Extra' reported.

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Jessica Simpson's People Don't Like Nick Lachey

71% of People's readers and 76% of Star magazine's blamed Jessica Simpson and not Nick Lachey for ruining their three-year marriage.

These stats have reportedly kicked Jessica's PR people into overdrive. Since I am so uncritical and gullible, look for some of the unfounded stories of how horrible Nick Lachey is right here.

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Saturday, December 17, 2005

Jessica Simpson Files For Divorce

Jessica Simpson filed for divorce Friday from former boy band star Nick Lachey. The couple jointly announced their separation Nov. 23 following months of rumors that their relationship had soured.

Simpson cited irreconcilable differences in a divorce petition filed in Los Angeles Superior Court.

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Friday, December 16, 2005

Jessica's Sister Ashlee Is In Hospital

Joe Simpson tells MTV that Ashlee is hooked up to an I.V. after collapsing at a concert in Japan.

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Nick Wants Lots Of Jessica's Money

I wonder who gets to keep this trophy.

One of those 'tabloid sources' says tha Nick Lachey may "threaten to write a tell-all book about his marriage to Jessica" if the Simpsons try to strip him of money.

According to another source close to Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson quoted by Star, Nick and Jessica never signed a prenuptial agreement while Nick Lachey was a "breadwinner" in 2000 and Jessica was starting her career.

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Thursday, December 15, 2005

A Forthright Discussion Concerning Jessica Simpson's Butt



Ludicrus was talking out of his ass when he gave this quote to MTV:
"Jessica Simpson is flawless except for one thing - I would get her a bunch of little butt shots. She needs injections in the behind. Okay, I take it back, she need a new man for Christmas. I'm a Jessica Simpson fan, don't take it the wrong way at all."
He likes big butts and he cannot lie, but he can sure backtrack.

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MTV Reality Show Featuring A Single Jessica Simpson?

Jessica Simpson is considering signing up for a reality show which would follow her life as a single woman.

So, my first question is 'Who will sing the theme song?'

I don't have a second question, the thing is just a really, really bad idea.

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey Having Sex

I am a bit obsessive about my tracking stats. I saw some one find the blog with the google search query 'Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey having sex' and hoped I would have a good page rank.

I also noted the irony that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are not having sex and that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey were not having sex. That was clear from watching the second season of The Newlyweds.

I can't decide if the not having sex was a symptom of their problem, or if it was their problem. What I do know is it's not my problem.

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Did Jessica Simpson Get Intimate With Adam Levine



Salon mentioned in passing that rumors persist about Jessica Simpson getting a little too friendly with Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine last fall, leading to her recent separation.

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Friday, December 09, 2005

Jessica Simpson Hires Divorce Lawyers

Jessica Simpson has hired a high powered lawyer to oversee her divorce from her husband of three years, Nick Lachey.

According to TMZ, Jessica has hired divorce lawyers Robert Kaufman and Lance Spiegel.

Kauffman recently represented Jennifer Aniston during her divorce to Brad Pitt. Don't expect this divorce to go as smoothly as the Pitt Aniston divorce; they BOTH had lots of money a big careers.

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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Female Fans Express Love For Jessica Simpson

Okay, so this paparazzi video is a tad old, but the obscene shouting of fans is highly entertaining. Jessica Simpson, the former pastor's daughter didn't seem any more put off by the offers of lesbian sex than Carmen Electra.

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Monday, December 05, 2005

Jessica Recieves Public Apology From Danielle Calo

Ohio coed Danielle Calo has apologized to Jessica Simpson for spending an intimate night with Nick Lachey .

According to Danielle, the two only were involved in some deep kissing and some heavy petting, but all the same Calo considered that cheating.

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Jessica's Uncle Gary Will Miss Nick



"We were sad he wasn't there – we missed him," Jessica's uncle Gary Simpson told PEOPLE. "He is a good guy and we all liked him.

Nick Lachey does have social skills. It'll be interesting to see how the sometimes sour Jessica does without him as far as being popular with people who don't necessarily want to have sex with her.

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Saturday, December 03, 2005

Johnny Knoxville Is There For Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson has reportedly turned to Johnny Knoxville for support since her split from husband Nick Lachey.

But despite his compassion for the singer turned actress, sources insist the 'Jackass' star and Jessica are just good friends. A source is quoted by Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "There's nothing going between them. Johnny is a happily married man who just feels very protective of Jess and what she is having to go through at the moment"

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