There Was No Prenup For Nick And Jessica

Under California law, Nick Lachey may be entitled to a settlement amounting to half of Jessica Simpson's total net worth, which - considering her clothes line, her shoe line, her cosmetics line, her music and DVD royalties, and all her other endorsements and sources of income - means that Lachey is gonna.

I think you really have to ask yourself why there was no prenup here. Of course, Jessica was only a C-list celebrity before 'The Newlyweds'.

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Nick And Jessica's Announcement Was Timed To Inconvenience TV Tabloids

The timing of the Nick and Jessica separation announcement meant staffers for "Entertainment Tonight," "The Insider," "Access Hollywood" and Extra!" — which had all pre-taped their Thursday and Friday shows — had to work on Thanksgiving.

"They got their holidays, but we didn't," growled one staffer. "They couldn't have waited one day? This was so calculated."

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Nick And Jessica Are Separating...Officially

With the holiday season coming up, it was time to tell the world what it already knew, despite repeated denials by Jessica Simpson and her manager father:

"This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time."

This statement would seem to preclude a reality show based on the separation, but we'll have to wait and see.

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Jessica's Little Sister Acting All Grown Up

Warning to all celebrities: Regular people have camera phones and they're not afraid to use them.

This video footage of Ashlee Simpson being belligerent at 1am is pretty typical drunken idiot stuff. I was a residence assistant at a co-ed dorm last century; I'd estimate that 40% of the girls her age who aren't working at Mcdonald's at 1am are acting like this.

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Nick And Jessica:Happily Married People Spend Time Together, Even Celebrities

This post has nothing to do with Jessica Simpson, except for the fact that Jessica and her people are so busy saying her marriage is great. Nobody's marriage is perfect, but I think a common factor in stable marriages is that you have to show up for them. Paul and Linda McCartney spent almost every night of their lives together sleeping in the same bed. If Nick and Jessica do want to stay together they should take people up on the Vegas Show thing. Their careers aren't going to last forever.

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How Far Gone Is Jessica Simpson's Marriage?

The marriage of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lache was turned into a reality show for it's first two years. I reserve judgment over whether the marriage was a huge mistake, but the show definitely was.

Back in April a source refers to the effect the cameras had on the relationship:

“Jessica said there were fights that went unresolved,” reveals a source close to her, “probably because producers felt it wouldn’t be good television to show a newlywed couple fighting all the time.” Adds the insider, “Jessica said there have been few times they’ve really gotten to see any disagreement to the end because of the cameras.”

Micromanager Dad Joe Simpson is said to have gotten the couple some private 'Christian' Marriage counseling.

Now they have spent their third wedding anniversary apart and leave it to Dad to deny that there is trouble.

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Jessica Simpson Keeps A Diary

When asked by Teen People how else she deals with the pressure of fame, rumors about her marriage and other people's expectations of her, Simpson, 25, says she writes religiously in her diary.

"It's a way for me to know myself, my problems and my issues. If I don't do this, I'll push everything back until I explode."

Hello , Satire Sites, please write some Jessica Diary Entries. Hint#1: The word dairy makes a good typo. Hint #2: Rip off Bridget Jones

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